'Joanne Trattoria’ is the Italian restaurant owned by Lady Gagas parents and named after her aunt. The restaurant just got a big review in the New York Daily News and it was perhaps one of the worst we've ever read.
Despite what we know so far, it turns out as according to Kristen Stewart, she and Rupert Sanders did not do the jiggy. All they did was passionately kissed to the point Rupert's balls turned blue and they almost exploded and that they were mind banging like how they did in that futuristic show with Sylvester Stallone where he gets frozen cryogenically and wakes up years in the future later to bang some chick with head gear.
Like every weird thing no one can explain in this world, Ke$ha is one of them. She went on to Ryan Seacrests' radio show to talk about the "spiritual and magical" influences of her new album in which one time she had sex with a ghost. Seriously that's what she said:
Could this be true? Radar reports says Tom Cruise has been distancing himself from Scientology in the wake of his divorce from Katie Holmes and he's been spending more time with non-scientologist friends. It looks like he's waking up!