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Am I Looking At Jessica Simpson Differently Now?
So ever since John Mayer mentioned that Jessica Simpson is a bomb in bed. Or rather, napalm in bed. I haven't been able to shake that idea of my mind. To recap via Us Weekly
He dubs 29-year-old Simpson (whom he dated from 2006 to 2007) "a drug."
"And drugs aren't good for you if you do lots of them," he says, adding, "Yeah, that girl is like crack cocaine to me. Sexually it was crazy. That's all I'll say. It was like napalm, sexual napalm. Did you ever say, 'I want to quit my life and just fucking snort you? If you charged me $10,000 to fuck you, I would start selling all my shit just to keep fucking you.'"
"And drugs aren't good for you if you do lots of them," he says, adding, "Yeah, that girl is like crack cocaine to me. Sexually it was crazy. That's all I'll say. It was like napalm, sexual napalm. Did you ever say, 'I want to quit my life and just fucking snort you? If you charged me $10,000 to fuck you, I would start selling all my shit just to keep fucking you.'"
I sure hope Taylor Swift doesn't read this, because rating the sex would be the guy equivalent of comparing wang sizes. Jessica Simpson below at the premiere of Extraordinary Measures.
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