Megan Fox appears in the latest issue of Allure and here are some of the ramblings that we will be getting used to again from her:
On not being open anymore in interviews - except apparently this one:
"Trying to be lighthearted and have a sense of humor and engage in some sort of satire sometimes. It did backfire to a certain extent, and it became too exhausting. I still have the same sense of humor, but I have no desire to express it, really, anymore, because I've always been fucked for doing so."
On not being clingy:
"I could go days, weeks without talking to another human being," she says. "I could probably go months and be perfectly satisfied. Easily. It's the opposite of being needy, but at the same time, I don't know if I would want to be in a relationship with someone who required as much alone time as I require."
On plastic surgery:
"I would encourage anyone to first speak with a therapist, to try and figure out where this want comes from, because a lot of times it's not related to your teeth or your nose or your chin -- the surgery is not going to alleviate that insecurity for you," she says. "If, then, you feel, 'This is something that I want to do', then do it. It's amazing that we have the technology to do the stuff that we do."
On not using public restrooms or silverware at restaurants:
"Every time someone uses a bathroom and they flush, all the bacteria is shot into the air," she says. "Putting my mouth where a million other mouths have been, just knowing all the bacteria that you carry in your mouth? Ucch!"
On refusing to cook for herself:
"I'll starve to death before I'll cook for myself. I think I could survive a week without eating."
Megan Fox isn't human, which probably explains why she's hotter than the rest. Rawr!
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