Brad Pitt Tried To Hire A Nanny That Looked Like Jennifer Aniston
May 19 2011 12:06 by Patpoh
This never gets old. Brad Pitt still yearns for some Jennifer Aniston action so instead of banging her directly, he'd hire nannies that look like her instead. Of course Angelina Jolie wouldn't pick up on this. But oh, no? Hollywood Life:
”When Angie found out, she absolutely lost it, and the two had a horrible fight the day after Mother’s Day,” the source says. “She is livid; she feels lied to and deceived.” … And it sounds like Angie’s really upping the requirements for all future applicants: “The first applicant Angie vetoed has a degree in child development, speaks three languages and knows how to box,” the source reveals. “Unfortunately, she’s also 24 years old, shapely and adorable.”
It sounds silly enough to believe this horseshit, because why wouldn't Brad Pitt just go ahead to bang the real Jennifer Aniston. Its not like he can't.