Holly Madison's Fashion Sense Is Sublime

Somewhere, somehow, some people are looking at Holly Madison in these outfits, shrieking "Omg she's fucking hot dammit!"

But here, I'm wondering if she sought inspiration from... a cauliflower? Or the foam that was sitting on top of her cappuccino, or sea foam, waves, whipped cream or even better, shaving cream... Frozen sperm maybe?

Eitherway, that's no way to clothe a pretty girl with massive tits! It's WRONG! I think the skank look fits way better too. Someone tell her please. The worst part is that she thinks she looks adorable walking around in her weird ugly dresses.

If you're going to tell Holly Madison to get a new stylist, please also teach her how to use a scarf. Scarves and necklaces are two completely different accessories.

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