SOB SOB! SOB SOB!
After becoming so engross in my real life, (the one where I don't have to stare at a computer), I neglected Jake while leaving him vulnerable to other scoundrels and hyennas!
Now Jake has a GF!!
SOB SOB! SOB SOB!
Not only did it take me oh so many years to wait for him and trogdor to breakup, but now he's got to have an atheletic version of me, only less 'pat'.

SOB SOB SOB SOB!