Kate Moss is like the older version of Lindsay Lohan with less problems with the law. From the Daily Mail:
Kate Moss must be thinking somebody has put a curse on her, after her home was flooded with sewage, causing an estimated £100,000 worth of damage. Items including furniture, expensive rugs, her shoe collection and several photographers by Mario Testino are believed to have been damaged beyond repair. And supermodel Kate, 36, may be forced to move to temporary accommodation after her basement pump seized up.
The incident occured less than a week after her house was robbed. It has been reported that her kitchen, lounge and outside decking area have been ruined by up to 18 inches of putrid water.
A source told the Daily Mirror: "Kate is absolutely gutted. Not only is her house a complete disaster zone with mud, gunge and sewage everywhere, she recently had some walls in Farrow & Ball paint at great expense."
Last week thieves broke into Kate's home and stole a Banksy painting worth £80,000. The burglary happened at around 4am when Moss was asleep. Her boyfriend Jamie Hince and mother Linda were also at home.
Was her stash of Coke in the painting? Or was the painting worth that much because of the coke that was in it? Ah! Detective Patpoh is at it again!