Katy Perry has wisen up to sage level. She's also got marital advice now. From the New York Post:
Still stinging from her split with Russell Brand, soon-to-be divorcee Katy Perry warned a bachelorette on Saturday night, "Don't do it! Don't get married." Bachelorette Laura Cooney was sporting a white dress and tiara when the blue-haired pop star approached her at London dance club Mahiki.
"She ran up to me, saying: 'Don't do it. Don't get married!" Cooney explained to the UK's Daily Mirror. "I said, 'I thought you'd say that.' She suddenly caught herself and said, 'No, really ... congratulations.'"
Well, she did marry Russell Brand. And depending on who you believe, one of them was a prude in bed. So don't get married or get married, Katy? What are you trying to say?