Nicole Richie is perhaps one of the only few people I've seen benefitted from a shotgun wedding, unplanned pregnancy, and an ex-best friend friendship with the infamous Paris Hilton. Joel Madden couldn't ask for anything more, and I mean, couldn't ask for anything more. I said that twice to reiterate my point of view and biasness towards women who have larger boosoms than others because that's what beauty really is. Don't let the beauty industry tell you otherwise, girls.