Sandra Bullock's husband nearly got killed when a woman so obsessed with her nearly ran her husband down with her Mer-Kay-des.

She took 3-4 tries in running her down but failed.

Jesse was never struck by the car during the alleged incident. We're told Valentine also "laid in the driveway and wouldn't move." Orange County Sheriffs were contacted and responded to the scene, but Valentine allegedly fled before they arrived. After an intense manhunt, officers located Valentine early Monday morning and took her into custody.

This would surely mean, Mer-Kay-Des sales would drop because insane killers would be encouraged to buy something else judging from the skill of this woman. 3 - 4 times and she misses. She either sucks at driving, or Jesse James is one helluva avoider. Insane Woman - 0 Jesse James - 4.