Ok so lets start with the road map first. We say Tom Cruise on Oprah talking about how much he loved Katie Holmes (the lousy actor with a weird smile. Or rather so fake.) Then not long after Life & Style magazine in the US says they split. What's going on? So I found this clip on superficial:

So as we know it this is what should have been instead of all that happiness going around. Then next they talked about him being offended in a South Park episode. I don't have the file with me nor can I find it but I promise to upload it here once I do.

He then later on gets Katie a pacifier. ?????? Whatever for? I know. Us asians use the pacifier to shut people up. Or assume authority over the other. Here wear this. Now I OWN you. Notice the caps on OWN.

Of course he argued that this is some scientolgy thing, I'm not too sure.

Next he named his daughter after some hebrew word unknown to Jews.

'Suri has only two meanings - one is a person from Syria and the other "go away" when addressed to a female. Hebrew expert Jonathan Went says, "I think it's fair to say they have made a mistake here. There are variations of the way the Hebrew name for princess is spelt but I have never seen it this way." Suri can also be translated into a Hindi boy's name, and it also means "pointy nose" in some Indian dialects and "pickpocket" in Japanese.'

Suri-rumah?

Of course being the man that he is, when Suri-rumah was being born, he was out promoting Mission Impossible 3. Such excellent father qualities.

Now that all this debacle has ended, Tom Cruise is getting boring, because he isn't doing anything stupid as of yet.