Kim Kardashian Protects Her Crotch, Does Chicken Dance
September 03 2010 10:56 by Patpoh
Kim Kardashian keeps her legs shut tightly so the paps wouldn't be able to catch her crotch in upskirt non-action. I mean, we have never seen Kim's vajayjay, especially not in a sex tape! Kim is too polite for all that.
So then she does a chicken dance. If you don't know the chicken dance, watch the video below.
Ok maybe she didn't pull a chicken dance, but I'd like to think so. Because that would be fucking awesome.