Beyonce was at the premiere of Cadillac Records when a photographer caught a glimpse of what it might be when you're inches away from her armpit. Answer: Gross. Patpoh usually doesn't like to feature these things, but in all fairness, I'm doing this for the ladies. Shave your armpits please. And if you stink, don't use guey stuff all over it. I wonder what Tucker Max would say to a lady with armpit hair.
December 03 2008 16:56  by Patpoh
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Here's Beyonce doing the same thing Abigail Clancy did, but only with less impact, to the Germans. I can't exactly say how thrilled I am to see these pictures, and yet, I can't say I'm not. She's all over the place these days. And here's a revelation for you if you've not uncovered this yourself. Her ass is almost as large as Kim Kardashian's. Or maybe bigger. Truly, a worthy contender.
December 02 2008 19:10  by Patpoh
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Beyonce was performing on the Today Show wearing a "I've lost all hope and faith in dieting and exercising but I don't mind covering it up with misleading outfits" suit. I've got to say. She does look sexy for a large woman. I say the nicest things of course. Go elsewhere and you'll hear fatty, chubs, gigantor and "check out that camel toe". Which unfortunately, was more of the highlight than her performance.
November 27 2008 19:07  by Patpoh
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I can't get over the fact that I can never find updated pictures of Beyonce. In some news reports she looks hot but when it comes to stuff like music videos, you can see Beyonce's twin bearing hips showing like each end is the poles of the Earth. But here's the misdirection of the video in which Beyonce's awesome fashion for this doesn't just warrant an arrest in couture, but this sure as heck looks like some 80s music video. Debbie Gibson would have been jealous.
November 24 2008 15:39  by Patpoh
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Its really pouring in weirdness today. Because Beyonce says she wants to play Wonder Woman. Have you seen that Foxy Brown character she played in Austin Powers? The LA Times reports:
November 10 2008 14:17  by Patpoh
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