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Who the hell are you and where the heck is the real Mischa Barton?!?!?!?! I'm sorry but the only time I've seen something resembling this stuffed pastel-yellow-pants-with-a-VPL is at Thanksgiving and Christmas. And that would be the turkey.
April 06 2010 10:44 by Patpoh
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WTF! What is wrong with her!? She used to salivate me with her hotness in a bikini and now this??? Who does she think she is sitting on a beach fully clothed? She might as well be wearing a burkah at this point. Jessica Alba is boring this holiday. I was really let down. I'm gonna have to blame Cash Warren and motherhood for her drab-ness.
January 04 2010 12:04 by Patpoh
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The only thing worse than wearing a godawful fugly thing is not realising you actually look like a moron. Here's Kim retard Kardashian looking like a rotting creampuff disaster at a Pre-New Year’s Eve party in Las Vegas. If she were my girlfriend, I'd leave her at the door and shag the first waitress I can get my hands on.
January 04 2010 11:22 by Patpoh
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Lady Gaga took her Vagina and lacy underwear out for the new year so you may be hit by some temporary blindness. If you don't go blind maybe you might want to stab your eyes at the sight of these.
January 04 2010 11:10 by Patpoh
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Matthew McConaughey announced on his site that he and girlfriend Camila Alves have welcomed a baby girl, named Vida Alves McConaughey. A little sister for little Levi. This family seems to have a thing for four lettered names I realise.
January 04 2010 10:59 by Patpoh
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While we were all busy getting boozed up and going nuts over the new year, and not to mention a weekend break doing fuck all, Lindsay Lohan stayed very much connected to the internet lining up her new year's resolutions:
January 04 2010 10:52 by Patpoh
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We now know one thing. Kanye's CAPS LOCK writing will continue to terrorize the internet in 2010. Because it's just cool like that and imma let him finish, but MY CAPS LOCK KEY WORDS ARE THE BEST OF ALL TIME! NO ONE CAN STOP ME MUAHAHAHA. TAKE THAT KANYE! LOL!!! LOL!!! LOL!!!
January 04 2010 10:37 by Patpoh
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Saying goodbye to 2009 wasn't easy, but Kelly Ripa's inverted belly button is a fuckin' mini penis! What does that have to do with the new year? Absolutely nothing. It's just a reminder that the bad times are over. Hopefully. Shield my eyes!! ARGH!
January 04 2010 10:20 by Patpoh
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Christina Ricci plays Jack as Mandy Moore lands the role of the beanstalk in a new feature film, Jack And The Beanstalk.
December 12 2009 22:43 by Patpoh
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"I'm so cute everybody wants to be me! Look at me! I'm so fashionable and I'm soooo cute! Tee hee hee"
December 12 2009 22:25 by Patpoh
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