Haha. Nothing says fuck you like if you have to have Madonna giving you an allowance. But apparently, he'll be laughing at us all the way to the bank. InTouch reports:
October 15 2009 11:53  by Patpoh
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Madonna is back with her boy toy Jesus Luz because he still needs to be more famous than he currently is and wants to taste stale kitty kats, according to Page Six:
April 28 2009 12:32  by Patpoh
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Madonna has decided to end things with her 22-year-old boyfriend Jesus Luz after he was spotted partying in Rio with several females and reportedly hooked up with 19-year-old model Luciana Costa, according to the Daily Star:
March 23 2009 12:34  by Patpoh
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Noted American baseball player, A. Rod, is featured in the upcoming issue of Details magazine looking half brokenhearted and half muscle-marry. If he tries to win Madonna back, he'd better not strike such poses, don't you think? Otherwise the Madgesty would be confused if he wants her back, or he wants to steal Jesus Luz from her - Just the way I am confused now.
March 18 2009 12:13  by Patpoh
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When Madonna wants to bang you, you'd better not hope that she'll stay exclusive. And when Jesus is involved, you can bet that she'll drop you like a hot potato. NY Daily News reports:
February 05 2009 11:47  by Patpoh
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