Sophie Turner's Boobs Could Work

Australian 'supermodel' Sophie Turner is trying really hard at becoming a celebrity, but her plastic boobs seem to have more talent than she does. And because I really have nothing nice to say about her, I'm going to leave you with pictures of her whore-clothed cleavage.

September 01 2010 12:28  by Patpoh

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Natalie Portman's Nipple Can't Wait To Get Out

Hello tit! We don't get enough Natalie Portman nipple pokes, so this one was a true champion. Although I guess I should credit her puppy because if she wasn't carrying it, her nipple would forever be stuck underneath her modest training bra.

September 01 2010 11:58  by Patpoh

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Salma Hayek's Cleavage Can Contend With Christina Hendricks'

I have found one other person whose chiquitas can contest Christina Hendricks' awesome boobage. Salma Hayek is definitely a pioneer in the hourglass category. How could I have forgotten her?! Plus she's slimmer and has a nice tan. I think Salma Hayek's cleavage, too, deserves an award.

September 01 2010 11:30  by Patpoh

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Miranda Kerr NUDE IN 3D

August 31 2010 18:18  by Patpoh

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Christina Hendricks' Cleavage Deserves an Award

August 31 2010 18:01  by Patpoh

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Paris Hilton Topless in Sardinia

If you like Paris Hilton's titties, this is for you. Paris sunbathes in Sardinia topless because she's got nothing to hide. Personally, one boob of hers wouldn't be able to satisfy a full booby grope. But you know, if you like wanton dumplings...

July 19 2010 14:09  by Patpoh

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Josh Hartnett's Girlfriend Has Discovers Her Nipples

Josh Hartnett's girlfriend Romina Ferrara came to terms with her body while she showered. Yes. She realises she has nipples and she's not embarrassed to show you.

July 19 2010 13:13  by Patpoh

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Jennifer Love Hewitt's Mom Doesn't Like Her Sexy Assets

JL Hewitt's mother thinks she shouldn't let us see so much of her boobs and ass anymore. Particularly her vajayjay which she wrote about and famously vajazzled.

July 19 2010 13:08  by Patpoh

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Sophie Howard's Holy Melons

To my beloved wife, girlfriends, mistresses, and one night stands, I am emotionally and mentally cheating on you all with Sophie Howard's tits. You may ask who is she? And I will answer don't know, don't care, cos with her honey skin and gigantus melons, I'd never have to have a meal in my life ever again. Unless one of her boobs bursts and goes limp then I'll reconsider questioning the credibility of Sophie Howard.

January 04 2010 12:36  by Patpoh

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Brody Jenner fights Joe Francis.

When Brody Jenner’s girlfriend saw Joe Francis harassing a girl, she threw a drink on him. In turn, he kicked her ass. All over the club….Brody Jenner then socked Joe Francis and was imediately tased. Welcome to the wild world of Hollywood, folks. Oh, and, good going Joe, this should help you out with the rest of your troubles. Here is more from TMZ.

September 02 2009 16:54  by Patpoh

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