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No. 50820 Date 2011/06/14 13:14

Deena Nicole Cortese's Butt Does Folding Tricks in Florence

There's something spectacular about keeping up with the Jersey Shore cast - you always find out things you never knew before. Here's Deena Cortese shopping in Florence with half her ass folding out of her shorts. Her ass folds are so intense that parts of her butt missed the sun:

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No. 46843 Date 2010/09/03 17:32

Lindsay Lohan Uninvited From Her Machete Premiere

While Jessica Alba was busy gracing the red carpet at the Machete premiere in Venice, Italy, Robert Rodriguez, co-director of the movie Machete didn't want Lindsay Lohan to attend her movie premiere.

"He was frantically trying to track down her manager to make sure she didn’t go," says the source.

While a 20th Century Fox rep says it's "not true," the source tells Us, "She wasn’t welcome there."

Looks like jail and rehab time earned Lindsay a baaaaad rep even though she's such a great actress.

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No. 46830 Date 2010/09/03 11:41

Jessica Alba Is Human Again

She was just kidding, she's not really a zombie! You guys! Anyway it looks like Italy bodes well with Jessica Alba cos she sure cleans up well. I'm not too sure about parts of her foundation as she looks like my 108-yr old grandmother right after she powders her face. But luckily, she doesn't look so powderful in less light. Here she is at the Vogue Uomo party at the Papadopoli Palazzo in Venice, Italy.

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No. 46011 Date 2010/07/19 14:09

Paris Hilton Topless in Sardinia

If you like Paris Hilton's titties, this is for you. Paris sunbathes in Sardinia topless because she's got nothing to hide. Personally, one boob of hers wouldn't be able to satisfy a full booby grope. But you know, if you like wanton dumplings...