But she's in a one piece hot pink swimsuit. By Alessandra Ambrosio standards, she's well covered up. I'm so used to showing her off in a teeny bikini that now she's in a one-piece, it's confusing! Nevertheless she's still hot and gorgeous in every way:
June 16 2011 15:15  by Patpoh
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Jaime King is in the sea, in a little greeny bikini which she totally rocks:
June 14 2011 11:07  by Patpoh
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Wow it's definitely a Julianne Houghs field day. Here she is on the set of Rock of Ages in Miami. What seems to be a shoot looks like a real beach romance. I'm sure she's not secretly enjoying getting touched up by someone else...
May 25 2011 10:03  by Patpoh
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Is this supposed to turn anyone on? Here is Lindsay Lohan getting some sun and water for the paps to catch her boob tube slip 'accidentally'. I mean, who wears a chunky necklace into the sea? It ain't sexy.
May 25 2011 10:52  by Patpoh
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Gwen Stefani will always be my cool chick because her body never seems to age at all! Here she is, in a little bikini keeping my teenage dreams alive.
May 24 2011 11:48  by Patpoh
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Maria Menounos is flaunting her hot Greek goods on a beach. It just reminds me why Summer is the best season of the year... because we'll get to see LOADS of bikini babes all trying to outdo each other. But Maria Menounos has my heart for today.
May 03 2011 13:09  by Patpoh
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We've seen bikini pics and we've SEEN bikini pics we wish we never saw. But because I just poisoned my eyes with this junk I just wanted to spread the picture germs on to you.
March 15 2011 12:53  by Patpoh
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Pan-Asian models are the ultimate awesomeness. It's like getting the best of two worlds. I'm assuming Brazilian born Juliana Imai gets her amazing height from her Portuguese side and her gorgeous skin from her Japanese side. Whatever it is, they produced a fine body for our afternoon eyes.
January 26 2011 17:28  by Patpoh
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Hello boobies! Avril, welcome back to the bikini world. I love Avril Lavigne, pasty skin and all, but sometimes I do wish she would catch a bit of sun. I see we're getting to a great start this year. Let's be honest, who cares about the sun when you have hot girls and nice racks to look at?
January 06 2011 11:15  by Patpoh
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Stop whatever you're doing and appreciate a good slab of bikini body. Candice Swanepoel's bikini is missing something - my awesome hands to give her a good oiling. You know, just so she can sunbathe and shit. And then maybe help her undo those strings which everyone knows can be very complicated.
October 13 2010 13:17  by Patpoh
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