Kelly Brook is not just cycling around London, but flaunting her grand canyon to the French. Although I still don't really know why she's so suddenly famous (apart from her huge rack), she's in Paris promoting a 3D Piranha show. By this, I'm guessing she dabbles in some acting.
I like the way Gossip Girl dresses up Blake Lively. Because they make her boobs do crazy things like pop out of a dress. It's like hide and seek and spot the nipple poke. All they need to tell Blake to do is to jump, roll around, and wiggle her chest and my day will be perfect
Move over Natalie Portman, Emmanuelle's nipple poke just ousted yours. Here's Emmanuelle Chriqui at the "Women In Film Pre-Emmy Party" at The Sunset Marquis Hotel in West Hollywood looking every inch of sexy as possible.
Australian 'supermodel' Sophie Turner is trying really hard at becoming a celebrity, but her plastic boobs seem to have more talent than she does. And because I really have nothing nice to say about her, I'm going to leave you with pictures of her whore-clothed cleavage.
I have found one other person whose chiquitas can contest Christina Hendricks' awesome boobage. Salma Hayek is definitely a pioneer in the hourglass category. How could I have forgotten her?! Plus she's slimmer and has a nice tan. I think Salma Hayek's cleavage, too, deserves an award.
If you like Paris Hilton's titties, this is for you. Paris sunbathes in Sardinia topless because she's got nothing to hide. Personally, one boob of hers wouldn't be able to satisfy a full booby grope. But you know, if you like wanton dumplings...
Whatever happened to Carmen Electra? I know her limited sexual talents could only bring her as far as her boobs go, but I must say these pics of her in Garage Magazine give her a MILF edge. Well. She's not a MILF but I'd like to imagine her as one anyway. Keepin' the dream alive babeh!
To my beloved wife, girlfriends, mistresses, and one night stands, I am emotionally and mentally cheating on you all with Sophie Howard's tits. You may ask who is she? And I will answer don't know, don't care, cos with her honey skin and gigantus melons, I'd never have to have a meal in my life ever again. Unless one of her boobs bursts and goes limp then I'll reconsider questioning the credibility of Sophie Howard.