Madonna has decided to end things with her 22-year-old boyfriend Jesus Luz after he was spotted partying in Rio with several females and reportedly hooked up with 19-year-old model Luciana Costa, according to the Daily Star:

March 23 2009 12:34  by Patpoh

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Madonna can take her smelly money elsewhere because Guy Ritchie doesn't need a single cent from her. I reckon he thinks she'll need alot of it when she's paying for therapy and other divorces. Madonna can suck it because she thinks Guy Ritchie is a gold digger. The Daily Mail reports:

November 21 2008 17:11  by Patpoh

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If you're still wondering if Madonna is this awesome super star that's got a heart of gold, think again. According to the list that happened to leak out to the Daily Mail, it sure looks like we've got ourselves a real life Cruella De'Evil. Guy Ritchie was finally reunited with his sons Rocco and David at the airport when Madonna's people handed him a list of to-dos and to-don'ts. One of them was not to be photographed with the kids, and let's just say, that didn't go very well because the photographers came rushing in at the airport. Better watch your back, Guy. She's coming after you.

November 12 2008 12:26  by Patpoh

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I've got to hand it with Guy. Any other normal dude would crack under pressure and give his piece of mind, but not Guy, cos he's civil. And by that he's so sterile that he's not taking out the whip to crack open Madonna's fortune and make it his own.

November 04 2008 17:05  by Patpoh

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I've always wondered how did Guy Ritchie always swallowed his gut to take the clothes off Madonna. Turns out, it was in a contract. I can't imagine having to sign a contract to have sex with somebody but a man's gotta do what a man's gotta..no, wait. This is just wrong. The Sun UK says...

October 31 2008 15:38  by Patpoh

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Madonna wanted to fill her swimming pool with special blessed Kaballah water. Before announcing their split earlier this month, Guy and Madonna had been given permission by local authorities to build an indoor pool at their estate in Wiltshire, Southern England.

October 30 2008 16:10  by Patpoh

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Some marriages get torn down apart because of the lack of sex. Some break up because they have to wait for Death to finish working out her inner triceps so that she can lift him. I'm not Dr Phil, but I'm sure Guy was playing hookie around Gym time to avoid that thing above at all cost.

October 28 2008 17:00  by Patpoh

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Its a good thing Guy Ritchie's handsome and smart. Because Wam! Here comes a hotter piece of meat right after Madonna. And chances are if anyone still wants to sleep with you after you've banged Death for 10 years already, street cred baby. Street cred. British actress Kelly Reilly above who not only stars in Guy Ritchie's adaptation of Sherlock Holmes but might also be having sex with him and What now, Watson? Elementary.

October 23 2008 15:27  by Patpoh

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If taking 60 million bucks away from you doesn't warrant you to be a stalker I don't know what does. How bout unrequitted love? I hear that gets alot of people in the club too. The Sun says…

October 22 2008 12:30  by Patpoh

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Madonna and Guy Ritchie's marriage began to fall apart in 2005 when she was injured in a horse-riding accident. Apparently Guy wasn't as attentive to her sufferings as she expected. Maybe she didn't hear the "for better or for worse, richer or poorer, till death do us part" bit of her wedding. Because when you fall off a horse your husband is supposed to drop all his responsibilities and be by your bedside wasting money and time by watching you complain about your pains. Not like he never saw her or anything. Diva.

October 20 2008 13:12  by Patpoh

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